And the fucking power is out again. Wtf is this? Where do I live again???

WHEN DO I GET A MOTHER FUCKING BREAK???

When my girlfriend gets mad/annoyed with the cats she calls them “little shittles” HAHAHA

One of my least favorite conversations is the let down after dude finds out that I’m as gay as the day is long

Somehow an inflatable pool floating in a regular pool and used as a bed doesn’t sound like a good idea to me…

Contract painter just to me “I’ve been to 38 states and you’re the hottest Sherwin Williams worker I’ve ever seen.” Do I take this shit as a compliment or ???

Then he asked if I had a boyfriend to which I replied I do not. “Does that mean we can drink sometime??” And I replied with I’ll think about it and he gave me a disgusted look… FFS

nevver:

Winged Victory of Samothrace goes back into the Louvre

Me

My name is/was tattooed on both of my parents

Power is out

Wondered what I taste like so I tried it

finding affordable housing on a different coast???

I FUCKING HATE BRAS

Remember the time I built heel-less platform shoes for a show (that was canceled…)?

Remember the time I built heel-less platform shoes for a show (that was canceled…)?