I’ve dropped my phone into a river and into a gravity bong and it’s fine

I feel like I have tonsil stones but there are none


I found someone local who does home tattoos and I just want to vomit and scream

Neighbors downtown have an A/C that’s about four feet away from my backdoor. I can’t smoke a cigarette in peace. OMFG in that time it turned off and now it’s back on! How fucking inconsistent is the temp is that room??? Does energy save mode actually work?!? This is crazy

Wolftea September giveaway


A giveaway for all you awesome customers and supporters.
Thank you so much for keeping the shop alive and well ! <3 
This giveaway is a token of gratitude for all you lovely souls.

Typical rules apply
- each reblog counts as an entry
- each like counts as an entry
- Giveaway blogs will be…

I really don’t like eating anything that has been cooked in a microwave except for popcorn. Am I the only one who thinks it messes with the texture of stuff in all the wrong ways?

I’m slightly irritable right after I’ve gotten out of bed and during that time my kitten loves to lay down near me and make terrible licking sounds

Saw a picture of two amputated diabetic legs and the soles looked like scrapple. Omfg

OMG my mom just told me my brother spent the winter using a rotisserie chicken roaster as a space heater in his bedroom???

When I had my kitten spayed, my first cat didn’t recognize her again for over a week

Look at me go I never post to the right blog

I will never sleep?