One night at the shore. On my way, downing mini bottles in the back seat. Am I cool yet?
And the fucking power is out again. Wtf is this? Where do I live again???
WHEN DO I GET A MOTHER FUCKING BREAK???
When my girlfriend gets mad/annoyed with the cats she calls them “little shittles” HAHAHA
Somehow an inflatable pool floating in a regular pool and used as a bed doesn’t sound like a good idea to me…
Contract painter just to me “I’ve been to 38 states and you’re the hottest Sherwin Williams worker I’ve ever seen.” Do I take this shit as a compliment or ???
Then he asked if I had a boyfriend to which I replied I do not. “Does that mean we can drink sometime??” And I replied with I’ll think about it and he gave me a disgusted look… FFS
My name is/was tattooed on both of my parents
Power is out
Wondered what I taste like so I tried it